Semi-Well-Adjusted Hat - Dusty Brown

Semi-Well-Adjusted Hat – Dusty Brown

Finally, a hat that says what we’re all thinking, but we're too self-conscious to admit out loud: "I’m doing okay-ish, thanks for asking." The Semi-Well-Adjusted Hat is your new favorite coping mechanism, disguised as a stylish brown baseball cap.

With "semi-well-adjusted" embroidered in cheerful yellow satin stitch (because optimism deserves its moment), this unisex hat is the ultimate vibe check—equal parts self-deprecating humor and quiet confidence.

Features:

• Mental stability(?): Soft, comfy, and adjustable—just like you on a good day.
• Earthy brown aesthetic: Looks great with grounded energy and mild chaos.
• Silent communication: Warn people from afar that you’ve done the therapy—but not, like, all of it.

Style Tips:
Pairs perfectly with flannel shirts, dissociation, and the "coffee alternative" you're currently testing. Wear it on errands, to family reunions, or the yoga retreat you impulsively signed up for last week.

Whether you’re surviving, thriving, or somewhere in between, this hat has you (semi-) covered.