Semi-Well-Adjusted Hat - Denim/Navy

Semi-Well-Adjusted Hat - Denim/Navy

Finally, a hat that says what we’re all thinking, but we're too self-conscious to admit out loud: "I’m doing okay-ish, thanks for asking." The Semi-Well-Adjusted Hat is your new favorite coping mechanism, disguised as a stylish denim/navy baseball cap.

With "semi-well-adjusted" embroidered in cheerful yellow satin stitch (because optimism deserves its moment), this unisex hat is the ultimate vibe check—equal parts self-deprecating humor and quiet confidence.

Features:

• Mental stability(?): Soft, comfy, and adjustable—just like you on a good day.
• Timeless denim/navy aesthetic: Looks great with existential dread and joggers.
• Silent communication: Warn people from afar that you’ve done the therapy—but not, like, all of it.

Style Tips:
Pairs perfectly with oversized hoodies, repressed childhood memories, and watery iced coffee. Wear it to brunch, job interviews, or your third “soft reset” of the year.

Whether you’re surviving, thriving, or somewhere in between, this hat has you (semi-) covered.